My 5 y/o after bedtime prayers gave me quite a chuckle.
C: no one knows how old God is.
me: that is true, He has just always been there.
C: and no one knows what he looks like.
C: I know what he looks like.
me: how do you know what God looks like.
C: I saw a picture of him in the Bible. God has white hair, Jesus has brown hair. God has a white beard and Jesus has a brown beard. And God has [pffftshhhwew]* robes.
I was very impressed by the description of God's robes as [pffftshhhwew]. I can't think of any better words.
pffftshhhwew- adj - /pffftshhhwew/ (similar to the sound of a wet whoopee cushion stepped on and leaking out of two or more openings.
Origin: ancient kid word from various regions and cultures.
1) flowing glory that is beyond words.
2) pretty cool and big.